Dear Diary,
Here's a note to parents and other no-notice married friends who might be stopping by the home of the single on various lazy days off. Please in the future send notification that you might possibly be with a group of men on the front lawn doing manly things like mowing the lawn with eligible single men so that we single girls do not take our dogs out the front door for a walk in our pajamas and unbrushed hair and teeth. That would be a huge help to my life.
Or perhaps it would be a nice note to self to not under any circumstance walk your dog in pjs and unbrushed hair and teeth no matter how far away from civilization you perceive your house to be. There may just be an unexpected community of men on your front lawn. Excellent.
We'll try again tomorrow..."
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